Procrastination's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Childhood Pet]

aha... sweet XP

i loved dat man, it was so sweet, and dead funny, i loved dat, it was like ... ehh ... touching, like, and funny. gives me a warm, giggly feeling inside, u have made my day man.
just 1 thing, d bird looked all fucked, mabye dat was the point, i dont know. but anyways i liked the blood and the details in the comics, simple but effective and the background was done really well but 1 tip on backgrounds dat i tink we all should try to do is make the ground have a little litter and stuff. i doubt any random street in your home town/city/underground-futuristic-fortress is dat clean. i mean, my drive isnt even dat clean. its a bit hard but u seem 2 have an eye for detail you'll figure out you own way...
unregardless i think you did a nice flash, twas a bit short but most flashes are too short, its like dead hard to work on a dead long one.
anyways im just waffling on here .lol.
i think i'll just leave at this:
ni

[Stick Fight (good!)]

two things bad... a load of things good

ok i'll start with the bad things,
sound was a bit off, it should have been synced better.
It was waaay too short and it ended abruptly, if u make a movie at least end it properly

k,here r d good points,
i LOVED the camera angles where it goes above and above side, they were funkin deadly.
the animation was class, the movement was deadly
the basic realism was good, people did not take ages to die, one strong hit in the head would have been enough.
the use of weapons was realistic

THATS ALL FOLKS,
keep it up

sigout

Double-Clock responds:

Thanks a whole lot!!!!

[Stop bullying]

columbine

havent u ne sense? the columbine massacer was becos of bullying, give people ideas like this will only make tings worse.

unregardless... nice. epecially for fbf i liked the 3d turning effect but wat was with d dudes funny face? ne way keep it up,

[Date Tape #1: Irish Bird]

i liked it and im irish

we irish (well me anyway, i like to speak for my whole people) take the piss out of everyone including ourselves, this was funny, u rock, top o' the fucking morning (no one says dat, mabye we should...)

slán (at means goodbye... technechally i dont need no fukin irish teacher dude sayin "oh its actually means safety" fuk it) ne way ive forgotton wat i came here to say so bye.

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Funky-Chickin responds:

lol. thanks, i know no irish person really talks such crap! but its what makes if funny!

[Jesse's Girl]

one line summery of my review...

k, i sorta liked dis, but really, origionality was something i expected off u. try to tink of more origonal ideas. oh and put in a loader, ng gives u 1 to dl and its easy to use. dont worry bout replaying, ne1 with ne skilz can rite clik and hit rewind.
unregardless... dis was funny and enjoyable.
keep up d good work.

[Playground]

yea, not good

first of all, this flash wasnt even funny enough to be a good random murder thingy, the murders were crap and the blood too stupid to be realistic, too crap to be anime style and generally crap. the clouds should have moved and the water could have been better. a kick and his heads gone? i mean wtf? the dude on the bars could have had his legs cut off or the waist so his legs hung.
the only thing i liked was the axe transition between the scenes,in fact if they were the only thing in this flash i would have given it a better score.
keep trying, you have potential, i like you character drawings. but in this case: BLAM!!!

[Potato Man Ep. 2]

so true

i hate wen dat happens, u like a mysterious orange "fruit" (?) and u foam up and collapse. its a bitch. neway nice flash. going now to view eps. 3. ther'd better b a plot, cos if there isnt... >shakes fist<

SpinningCubeClock responds:

oo well ar... :O
episode 4 and 5 will explain everything just wait for it.

[9/11]

jesus christ

ommfg u people callin dis sick r sick minded. this is a tribute to peepl who died. yea it was 4 yrs ago but only _TODAY_ have they recovered all bodies and there is still 1000+ people unaccounted for.
unregardless: nice flash, slow, depressing but heartfelt and THANK YOU SOO MUCH for not selling out 2 sickos and taking the piss or worse. sound was sketchy but i liked it, especially the slowness between the hitting of both towers and them falling down.

[Acidpress]

ommfg

DAT WAS D FUNIEST TING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZ MAKE MORE, I LAFED TILL I CRIED, DEN I WATCHED IT AGAIN ND LAUGHED TILL I PUKED. PLZ MAKE MORE MAN PLZ.

[One Love V2]

omfg dat was crunk for shua

... brilliant, i love you guys, group hug >blink blink<, no? ok just me den